I've got a new friend.
Her name is Janet.
She's been chilling out in the garage, just laying around, and we've been getting used to each other. It will take a wee while as we don't quite speak the same language yet - but it is a promising relationship as we share the same hobby and love of fabric.
We will need to build some custom furniture for her so that she is at her most comfortable (she's a pretty big girl) - this may or may not happen over the weekend.
If you need a clue... she doesn't have red hair or write books like her namesake.